Oh, please, I was an anomaly. I self-potty-trained.
Check out all the reaction to Tom Osborne's impending retirement.
Breakdowns of the Big Ten's early season woes here and at CBSsports.com. The BTN.com guys predict Week 5 in the league.
Bulletin-board material? Check. Wisconsin defensive end David Gilbert on Nebraska quarterback Taylor Martinez: "It still looks like he's skipping rocks out there to me." Dynamic young running back Melvin Gordon is anxious for more opportunities with the Badgers. A rivalry is brewing between Wisconsin and Nebraska.
Michigan State will see a different version of Ohio State quarterback Braxton Miller on Saturday. Linebacker attrition in 2009 and 2010 is hurting the Buckeyes now.
This year, there's no doubt about Penn State's best quarterback. Lions fullback Michael Zordich hopes the carries keep coming his way.
Lee Barfknecht writes Nebraska should be able to lure a top athletic director.
Overlooked in high school, Michigan State running back Le'Veon Bell has become a star. Graham Couch writes that the Michigan State-Notre Dame rivalry is a keeper.
Illinois should finally get its top two safeties on the field against Penn State. The Illini defense prepares for a new-look Penn State offense.
Minnesota's defense has sparked the team to a 4-0 start. For it to continue, the Gophers need to defend the run better than they did last year against Iowa.
Iowa is still looking for a difference-maker on special teams. Hawkeyes players say they're blocking out the criticism in the fish bowl. Iowa is dealing with a 2011 hangover.
Winning the Legends division isn't out of the question for Northwestern. Brian Arnfelt and his fellow Wildcats defensive linemen are off to a good start.
Penn State's football revenue continues to rise. Perjury charges are upheld against two former Penn State officials.
Indiana running back Stephen Houston is trying to regain his 2011 form (subscription required). Coach Kevin Wilson wants to see more from Indiana's junior college arrivals.
Marshall's prolific quarterback Rakeem Cato is very much on Purdue's radar entering Saturday's game. On the flip side, the Boilers' Kawann Short will be a handful for Cato and the Herd.
Michigan offensive coordinator Al Borges breaks down the halfback pass that went terribly wrong. The Bo Schembechler estate sale has been cancelled.