What, you didn't have time to read the entire Internet this week? No sweat, we did it for you. Here's what we're reading and watching -- from the serious to the seriously cute -- in order to get our game faces on for Super Bowl 50.
Cam's The Man
What's better than Cam Newton smiling? Cam Newton laughing, obviously. Watch him crack up while at the spa with Cooper Manning, our favorite Manning brother.
It's Just So Amazing to Be Here
This "Super Bowl: Who will get the final rose?" gives a whole new meaning to a "fantasy suite" at Levi's Stadium.
Signature Moment: Hey Adam Vinatieri, What's Your Signature Move?
Eight players remember their biggest moments from Super Bowls 40-49.
One Big Game, One Big Regret
Former Super Bowl rookie Timmy Smith reflects on where his life went wrong after his 1988 record-setting game.
A Super Bowl Family Reunion
Football means family, and that's something Broncos wide receiver Demaryius Thomas understands better than anyone this Sunday. It's been just six months since President Barack Obama granted Thomas' mother, Katina Smith, clemency and released her from federal prison 15 years into a 20-year drug sentence. Will Smith be able to attend her son's big game? Writer Eli Saslow reports.
You Bet!
This is a history of Super Bowl point spreads from our friends at FiveThirtyEight. We're not the betting kind, but this has some really cool stats about underdogs and favorites since 1970.
So, What About the Commercials?
Here's a full list. Our absolute favorite so far is the NFL player dads who tackle braids, buns and pigtails. Benjamin Watson of the New Orleans Saints, DeAngelo Williams of the Pittsburgh Steelers and Jason Witten of the Dallas Cowboys show off their "Dad-Dos" in attempts to fix their daughter's hair in this adorable Pantene commercial. Nice bows, fellas.
Who Will Be This Year's Left Shark?
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is less nervous about his halftime performance since his daughter, Apple, gave him this hilarious pep-talk. We are guessing Lady Gaga is less nervous to sing the National Anthem, because she is a major boss lady.
Give Me One Moment in Time
And, of course, while we adore Lady G and Queen B, it's Whitney who has our hearts forever and always. Whitney, we will always love you.
Oh, You Don't Really Even Care About the Super Bowl?
That's cool, we guess. It's whatever. Here's some other stuff you can do while everyone else is eating cheese dip.