Katie Nolan Has The Perfect Reaction To Greg Hardy's Disturbing Comments

          • D'Arcy Maine
          Oct 8, 2015, 10:37 AM ET

          Dallas Cowboys defensive end Greg Hardy makes his return this week after a lengthy suspension for allegedly assaulting and threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend -- reportedly shoving her onto a futon covered in semiautomatic rifles and other guns and then dragging her by her hair to another room and leaving hand marks around her neck. Despite all that, Hardy took a light tone when speaking to the media this week.

          When asked about his feelings about returning to the field, the tone-deaf Hardy responded by saying, "I hope I come out guns blazing. I'm full of excitement and full of juice."

          And it got worse. When talking about the New England Patriots, Dallas' opponent this week, Hardy decided to focus on Tom Brady's ... wife, Gisele Bundchen.

          "I love seeing Tom Brady. He's cool as crap," Hardy said. "You seen his wife? I hope she comes to the game. I hope her sister comes to the game. [I hope] all her friends come to the game."

          To recap: Greg Hardy, a man found guilty for assaulting a woman, decided his first encounter with the press upon his return should be to mention guns and demean women. K.

          If you're feeling perplexed or angry about any of this, you're not alone. Katie Nolan had a completely perfect and eloquent reaction to these developments on her show "Garbage Time" on Wednesday night.

          But if for some reason you're all like, "Katie Nolan is blowing this way out of proportion," and still aren't completely sold on how ridiculous this all is, your name might just be Jerry Jones. The Cowboys owner had a baffling reaction to Hardy's comments. He reflected on Hardy's statements in an interview with Sports Illustrated.

          "Well, you're not allowed to have guns on the football field. We all know that's just a way of expressing yourself. I hope his guns are ablazin'," Jones said.

          And in regards to Hardy's remarks about Brady's wife, Jones continued his clueless commentary.

          When I saw him marry [Gisele], Tom went up in my eyes 100 percent. She's very very attractive and it shows what an outstanding individual Tom is."

          WUT.

          See something entertaining on social media that you think deserves to be shared? Let me know on Twitter, @darcymaine_espn.